I listen to too much news. I feel otherwise I will miss the Second Coming, the spreading Tsunami, the coming of the meteors, the rising of meltwater from the glaciers, the solar flare that might fry me, the alien invasion or the next terror attack that was promised in the past four years. Because I don’t want to miss these things, I listen to too much news.
Because I listened to too much news, I knew too much about beheadings and bullet-ridden bodies. I know too much about car bombs and body parts lying around. A few days ago they found several dozen heads in boxes in Iraq. This is not the way to advance in war. I wish I didn’t know about it, but I do. It makes me wonder where they went. I only know this because I watch and listen to the news too much.
I used to listen to Limbaugh, but I think he was a little insecure at times and O’Reilly was too angry, smart and depressed for my taste, but I know about these guys, because I listen to too much news. . I did hear a few things… in the news about their private lives, and it was pretty cool to know that they weren’t as real as they wanted me to believe. I found out from the news. I listen too much, you know. I’m listening to Air America. Well, that’s quite a bunch of news if there ever was one. I like them. They scare me, but I like them. They said everything about this government and administration that all the other news I read about them made me think. They made me feel that the thoughts I had about all the other news I read were at least normal. At least I don’t feel alone in my reaction to all the news I read too much.
I know too much about Politicians, especially Republican ones who love Jesus so much, some of them seem to be more warlike so he can come back or something it seems. They also make love, but seem often caught doing it with the wrong people and even the wrong gender. Gosh, but honestly, I read about it on the news. I read Mrs Bush moved out of the White House recently because Mr President was messing with… well, the others. Wow, that’s huge news. Didn’t see it on Fox or AOL, so maybe it wasn’t news, or maybe it wasn’t news to the masses, who knows? Some news tell me I won’t see this on the news because they won’t make it news so I guess we lost. Gosh, the news even told me this President might not even be the real President and so many people have had their votes cast, OK Democratic voters did. Now that would be depressing, but it seems true to me. I heard it’s true, from the news, twice!
Because of the news, I know too much about CEOs who take too much from others to enrich themselves. I mean A LOT of them do. The news gave me information on how much members of Congress and Representatives took from the public, but the CEO was also very good at it. I saw it on the news. Million dollar birthday parties, retirements that make God jealous because now he doesn’t have all the cattle on a thousand hills. It’s the former CEO! Or at least he could. All the grinning chimpanzees, because they always seem so sorry AFTER they’ve been caught, and so surprised because they’re so innocent, but I’m sure if no one noticed, they wouldn’t regret a little and take more. But at least later,
I read on the news where Enron didn’t share the power they said they didn’t have, but did and made a fortune from old folks in California trying to keep it warm or cool…I forget which. Makes me a little angry. Those people go to jail, but I hope we don’t read in the news that their best friend, Mr. President, forgives them or something is on its way out the door. I read on the news he can do that. I was concerned because I also read that when the President left Texas as Governor and was asked who would clean up after all the damage he had done, he said that was not the case.
I’m sure he did. I’ve read on the news that people haven’t changed much in their lives and for the most part they still are. but I hope we don’t read in the news that their best friend, Mr President, forgives them or something is on its way out the door. I read on the news he can do that. I was concerned because I also read that when the President left Texas as Governor and was asked who would clean up after all the damage he had done, he said that was not the case. I hope I don’t read him say that again when he leaves the office this time. I’m sure he did. I’ve read on the news that people haven’t changed much in their lives and for the most part they still are. but I hope we don’t read in the news that their best friend, Mr President, forgives them or something is on its way out the door. I read on the news he can do that. I was concerned because I also read that when the President left Texas as Governor and was asked who would clean up after all the damage he had done, he said that was not the case. I hope I don’t read him say that again when he leaves the office this time. I’m sure he did. I’ve read on the news that people haven’t changed much in their lives and for the most part they still are.
I hope I don’t read him say that again when he leaves the office this time. I’m sure he did. I’ve read on the news that people haven’t changed much in their lives and for the most part they still are. I was concerned because I also read that when the President left Texas as Governor and was asked who would clean up after all the damage he had done, he said that was not the case. I hope I don’t read him say that again when he leaves the office this time. I’m sure he did. I’ve read on the news that people haven’t changed much in their lives and for the most part they still are.
Why am I doing this to myself… you know, reading and listening to all the news and opinions about the news and the people on the news who make the news and hope the news never finds it? How many heads in the box do I really want to know or destroy humans in an earthquake? I have to say, I was worried that if I didn’t keep up with the news, I would lose a very big one, whatever it might be. I’ve tried not to watch or listen to the news or what big people have to say about it, but to no avail. I get nervous not knowing what I’m missing. I once read in the news where they wanted us to be nervous about the news because fear becomes a good factor in controlling us and changing all the rules so that we don’t have the same freedom as we had before they scared us. Gosh, I can’t win with this news!
I’ve read where what I thought was news was actually not. It was more like a government advertisement made to look like news. But they got caught. I saw that on the news.
Well, I guess it’s news, news, news, until we throw up or at least until Jesus comes back and turns off the printing press and makes us all go to someone else’s church of choice so we can be happy. I read where then we have to go by Bible rules and stone our rebellious children and women and tithe to God’s chosen leaders. It would be like the Land of Jesus but for the good guys and gays and our own prostitutes but not the warlords, (what the seller?) would be killed and we could just watch things like Oklahoma and Nemo find Noah…and and and .. oh never mind, I read about rapture on the news and I was hoping it would at least get these guys out of here so we could fix the stuff they broke. I scare myself again with the things I read on the news. I’m panting again..I have to go for a walk. Gosh, I wish if I got blown up or gassed by terrorists while walking around, they at least got my name right. I read in the news where they mixed up two accident victims … doh … see what I mean!
